Sunday, February 27, 2005
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Tthey believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu...
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
somehow typifies the normal JC student..
thought this was kinda lame:
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Tthey believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu...
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
somehow typifies the normal JC student..
Your Love falls like the morning dew
|| 2/27/2005 03:37:00 pm
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=qkazy2ve
Its a text-based game that I am currently playing..Help me click k?
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=qkazy2ve
Your Love falls like the morning dew
|| 2/23/2005 07:29:00 pm
Sunday, February 20, 2005
just updated my wanted list..haha..if you guys are willing to sponsor any of them..feel free to contact me..hehe..more than willing to accept ur sponsorship..if not you can also pledge to the Save the Clement foundation. Help me to get them! so why wait? donate now! haha..LAME!! haha..k lah..back to studying..
Your Love falls like the morning dew
|| 2/20/2005 09:53:00 pm
ok..just had my dinner..so decided to blog before i start studying for my tests tml (crap!). Anyway just to let you guys know my guitar 'grading' went quite good..din make any mistakes (thank God) just got a little nervous at the beginning but it was good..hahha..hope i get all A's!!! whahaha..
Anyway, was at the airport yesterday at 7.30am in the morning..went there to send amy back to australia..tks to my dad..got a free ride there..haha..yah..anyway, gonna miss the times when i taunt amy whenever liverpool loses..haha..its gonna be another like 9-10mths before i can do that again..crap! no enjoyment of suaning her for abt a year..boo! but seriously, another good fren just left..3 left for aus liao..gonna miss the 3 of them..
You Xin: if you ever read my blog..haha..anyway, gonna miss those time when u ferry us around in ur car going places..so nice of you to offer us a place in ur comfortable car (eyes ur car)..anyway, relaly hope u love the barney we gave you as farewell gift..haha..
Deb: haha..gonna miss ur luffter lah..always brightening up the youths with your nonsense..and of course we gonna miss the way u treat the backrow in the church like ur tissue dumping ground..haha..and yah..u drive well! so dun worry lah..eh when u come back..we burn ur smelly pillow hor! haha..
Amy: as i have said..i gonna miss taunting you whenever liverpool loses..but yah..can always do it online..LOL! yah..come back soon to flaunt ur pyschology cert k? then u can practice on us..haha..machiam like guinea pigs..haha..and yah..auntie (hehe) will try to stop calling u auntie (oops i did it again! LOL)..haha..
yah..sian lor the 3 of them leave liao..gonna be quieter in the youth liao..but at least jeremy 2 weeks more can POP liao..haix..we all grow up so fast..tot yesterday we were just playing dog and bone with each other..miss those days..haix..
Your Love falls like the morning dew
|| 2/20/2005 09:05:00 pm
Thursday, February 17, 2005
ok i am gonna leave my house soon for my guitar grading..ok..its not really a grading test or something like that..but im suppose to present a song to the class with my instructor grading me on my playing..kinda nervous..but did prepared for it..so hopefully i do well..
Your Love falls like the morning dew
|| 2/17/2005 05:10:00 pm
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
got kinda sick studying..actually din really study today..was suppose to study today since i stayed home and din join in the activity day down at school..in the end got stucked, hooked on the stoopid com playing game..how to get good grades like that? let alone pass! crap..anyway, still brooding over my attachment in april..kinda scary since they want us to write our CV a.k.a resume to the companies/places we are interested in going..ok, the fact that my grades aren't all that impressive is good enough..but asking me to write out my grades to show my future employers? crap..now i truly understand what it means to really study hard..part of me is like contemplating whether to pia all the way now, try to do my best, to my fullest ability, at least it can help pull up my GPA..but the other part of me is like nuaing..i mean like since the grades are already crap then why bother? you know those kind of things where you have to make a decision..to determine that fine line between fun and being serious..
Your Love falls like the morning dew
|| 2/16/2005 08:50:00 pm
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Was at the airport just now to send deb off back to adelaide..was there at the airport kinda early though..8pm..crap shouldn't have left the house so early..anyway at least i din wait for long for the rest to make their way down to the airport..anyway..guess all of us..or at least the 'back row gang' will miss deb till at least december when she's back again..haha..if you dun know..yah..she's always messing up the back row in church with her tissue papers and tidbits every sunday..her smelly pillow (supposedly smelly according to amanda) and of course her luffter..so contagious..her lameness and her SLOWNESS to react to things..haha..well guess will miss this great fren of mine for another few mths..
Your Love falls like the morning dew
|| 2/15/2005 11:33:00 pm
Kinda got sick and tired of writing in 'perfect' english or at least writing it at a certain standard. Started it coz I thought it would help me in my day to day communication with people. Seems like it ain't working so well, might as well put it in the way I want to instead of trying to re-phrase it.
Anyway, haven't been updating for about a week? Yup. Got caught up with the CNY celebrations. Before I continue, let me wish you guys all a
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! HOPE YOU GUYS COLLECTED LOTS OF ANGPAOS!!
Ok, back to today's topic. Had school today afetr like 6 days of holidays? Had been slacking the past whole week, din really study or rather din study at all. Heck! Went back to school rather lethargic..More nua then usual. Slept thru the last lecture of HBD, couldn't take it anymore and poor edmond was so tired that he was practically snoring beside me in lecture. At least that was what gim ann had said.
Met up with the church youths at Cafe Cartel in J8 for dinner for deb's 'farewell' dinner. Was the first person to be there, couldn't help it since I finished school early today at 4, had to be there early also to get seats for abt 15! of us. Dinner was supposed to be at 7, got the table sat abt 6.45pm. Damn paiseh lah, 2 empty tables occupied with one guy sitting there so kukuly waiting for his habitually late frens to arrive to the scene. With that many pairs of eyes staring outside you thinking why they aren't getting the seats made me even more stressed.
When they finally came, *phew*, took the liberty to pamper myself with a plate of St Louis prok ribs. Woohoo! Boy, was that good or what. Worth the money. Din know what to do after the dinner so they decided to stay at some void deck to indulge in ice cream after seeing swensens being packed out with people..more like couples. Went back up to coffee bean to just chill out and relac one corner..haha..met kelda with her fren there..haha..on a date sia..LOL..had Ultimate at coffee bean..boy was that good or what..but felt damn full..so took my time to drink..haha..had some good luffs during our chilling out session, especially after that when we took time off to get to Mac's to disturb our dear fren kenneth..haha..oh well..better not say too much abt it..wanna know more ask him better..LOL
sent deb home later..kinda ironic..sent her home then she took her dad's car and sent me home..haha..wierd right? talk abt women stepping up and out..she wanted to drive and practice lah..so made myslf her guinea pig lah..haha..but she drive ok lah..quite good actually..haha..deb dun wry lah..u drive good..chill gal..hehehe..
ok lah..need to go liao..no school tml..so have to study for my tests next week..argh! sickening..nitez ppl!
Your Love falls like the morning dew
|| 2/15/2005 12:38:00 am
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
You were the One
on the Cross
Lifted for all our shame
How can it be?
The scars in Your hands
Are for me?
You are the King
of all
How can it be?
You were the One
on the Cross
Lifted for all our shame
How can it be?
The scars in Your hands
Are for me?
You are the King
of all
Your Love falls like the morning dew
|| 2/08/2005 01:27:00 pm
Sunday, February 06, 2005
Was looking up to the sky when I realise how tiny, how puny I was in this big earth, in this vast and endless universe. It made me so insignificant. Whenever I looked up to the sky, I just can't help it but think of why did God even send His one and only Son to come down to this wretched earth to die for someone so filthy, so unclean, so sinful, so ungrateful as a person like me. What did I even do to deserve such unconditional love. I couldn't help but think of how He died on that cross for me, to take my shame, my filth and clothe me in righteousness and beauty that I may live with Him eternally. After all that I have done, what part of me deserved such divine, righteous, unconditional treatment?
It was because He took pity on me. No, rather He loved me first. His love was so great, it defied understanding, logic and all that men could come up with, it defied all that. Love that cannot be understood and described by men. The thought of it just scared me. He gave His One and Only Son. His beloved He gave so freely to me so that I may enjoy all His benefits. I was that important to Him that He didn't want to lose me for eternally. He did it for me. He did it for you too. Are you willing to accept that love He gave so willing, unconditionally to you?
Had a barbeque yesterday in church at the rooftop in appreciation for the people who had contributed to making the contagious praise concert a success. Had a great time there just hanging out with my friends there, talking and laughing at each others lameness. Jeremy then came in to join us around 6plus 7. Was talking to each other, heart to heart. Understood how he felt. Really couldn't blame him for feeling that way, but well, I felt for him too.
Was looking up to the sky when I realise how tiny, how puny I was in this big earth, in this vast and endless universe. It made me so insignificant. Whenever I looked up to the sky, I just can't help it but think of why did God even send His one and only Son to come down to this wretched earth to die for someone so filthy, so unclean, so sinful, so ungrateful as a person like me. What did I even do to deserve such unconditional love. I couldn't help but think of how He died on that cross for me, to take my shame, my filth and clothe me in righteousness and beauty that I may live with Him eternally. After all that I have done, what part of me deserved such divine, righteous, unconditional treatment?
It was because He took pity on me. No, rather He loved me first. His love was so great, it defied understanding, logic and all that men could come up with, it defied all that. Love that cannot be understood and described by men. The thought of it just scared me. He gave His One and Only Son. His beloved He gave so freely to me so that I may enjoy all His benefits. I was that important to Him that He didn't want to lose me for eternally. He did it for me. He did it for you too. Are you willing to accept that love He gave so willing, unconditionally to you?
Your Love falls like the morning dew
|| 2/06/2005 09:53:00 pm
Friday, February 04, 2005
Fell in love with the nokia 7610 phone. If any of you out there are holding this phone right now, beware! Clement's on the prowl! Haha! Just joking! But seriously, the phone has some sleek touches to it and has some great functions. The thing that excites me is that 1 mega pixel camera that's installed on the phone itself. With a camera like that, who needs a digital camera anymore? You can even record your own short movie! How's that for passing those boring lectures where all the lecturers do is to read off the slides.
To Nokia: If you are intending for sue for lifting off the picture from your site, think again! Its free publicity, so why not take the chance to boost up sale for one of your more mid-end priced phones to the public and the people who are taking time off to read my blog?
Fell in love with the nokia 7610 phone. If any of you out there are holding this phone right now, beware! Clement's on the prowl! Haha! Just joking! But seriously, the phone has some sleek touches to it and has some great functions. The thing that excites me is that 1 mega pixel camera that's installed on the phone itself. With a camera like that, who needs a digital camera anymore? You can even record your own short movie! How's that for passing those boring lectures where all the lecturers do is to read off the slides.
To Nokia: If you are intending for sue for lifting off the picture from your site, think again! Its free publicity, so why not take the chance to boost up sale for one of your more mid-end priced phones to the public and the people who are taking time off to read my blog?
Your Love falls like the morning dew
|| 2/04/2005 01:32:00 am
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
But AUSD 3,000 for 11 weeks? Inclusive of air tickets and accomodation which could be 100 per week max. That would leave me with like 100bucks per week to spend on food, transport and other miscellaneous stuff that I may need to buy. And what happens if I for sick there? Medical bills? Went to have a small discussion with my parents already. Guess what? They told me to stay in Singapore. Well fine with me too. At least I need not worry about leeching my parents hard-earned cash. After all this years of doing that, I am kinda feeling sick of having to ask for extra allowances time and again. Money to buy this and that. Such a materialistic world fueled by men's love for money and all things that glitters. Though I missed a once in a lifetime opportunity to go to an overseas university for attachment, but I believe this is the best decision that the Lord has given me. The Lord always provides for us the best, so why not? At least I will always be back home everyday and need not feel homesick. Hahaha!
Was trying to find Richard regarding my attachment for my year 3. Apparently, I was thinking of going to Australia for my attachment. really wanted to go there because of the experience that I can gain there. Besides, if I intend to further my studies in this field I can't do it in Singapore because of the fact that local universities like NUS *eyes rolling* don't allow poly graduates advance standings. So much for building a Singapore spirit where they can collaborate with a China polytechnic to allow easier access for their students. Bloodsuckers! Really wanted to go there to experience what its like studying there, the environment and the people there would play a major role if I was to study there in the furture (unlikely due to the fact that I somehow lost interest in going on in this field. Thought of going into the hotel industry before. Could take up some business management courses at the local universities here which would cost much lesser)
But AUSD 3,000 for 11 weeks? Inclusive of air tickets and accomodation which could be 100 per week max. That would leave me with like 100bucks per week to spend on food, transport and other miscellaneous stuff that I may need to buy. And what happens if I for sick there? Medical bills? Went to have a small discussion with my parents already. Guess what? They told me to stay in Singapore. Well fine with me too. At least I need not worry about leeching my parents hard-earned cash. After all this years of doing that, I am kinda feeling sick of having to ask for extra allowances time and again. Money to buy this and that. Such a materialistic world fueled by men's love for money and all things that glitters. Though I missed a once in a lifetime opportunity to go to an overseas university for attachment, but I believe this is the best decision that the Lord has given me. The Lord always provides for us the best, so why not? At least I will always be back home everyday and need not feel homesick. Hahaha!
Your Love falls like the morning dew
|| 2/01/2005 11:28:00 pm